He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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