what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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