i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
