we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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