i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...