This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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