y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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