She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize