My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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