I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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