Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
where does the pee come out of this thing
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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