Duck Duck Cougar?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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