Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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