ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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