i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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