I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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