I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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