it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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