i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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