Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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