I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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