but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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