He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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