I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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