is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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