YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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