This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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