Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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