dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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