The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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