hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The adults are the big ones right?
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