So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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