my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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