Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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