she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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