do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she peed on how many people?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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