Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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