? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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