I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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