He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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