i just had sex bonerless
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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