seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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