so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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