Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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