I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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