To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Will exercising make me less horny?
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