Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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