Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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