i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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