Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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