I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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