Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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