Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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