Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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